Taexalia

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The Big Issue

I am rich! I have ninety pounds more than I need to have! It's positively wonderful, isn't it? You would think so, but no... or is that butt no? You see my ninety extra pounds did not come from the surprise Paypal payout as eBay finally closed the doors on the much maligned seller rewards scheme... and I'm afraid I can't spend these pounds in any retail therapy exercise. My ninety extra pounds are fat. FAT. That's right, FAT. I can be anything I want to be, but if I am fat ... read more

Edinburgh People and Dog Shit

I have come to the conclusion that people in Edinburgh should not be allowed to own a dog. I am indeed tarring every single one of them with the same dirty brush. I am sick of having to watch where I am walking because sick people cannot clean up after themselves. Edinburgh City Council, that useless organisation I pay for, claim that people who let their dogs shit on public areas will be fined. It isn't working, is it? Because the streets are still paved with shit. Today it is not just ... read more

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