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What happens when you steal my bandwidth and use my pictures without permission... http://www.avazeab.persianblog.ir/ #
I wrote: Logan's Learning, So Am I http://taexalia.me/2009/12/07/logans-learning-so-am-i/ #
When the pack leader is eating, no one interrupts her. Ask your dog to wait until you are finished. (via @cesarmillan) #
@josordoni Logan ignores us when we are eating in reply to josordoni #
@josordoni he gets fed after his walk. We never give him human food and simply taught him not to look/mooch. Repetition and consistency easy in reply to josordoni #
@theknickermafia no wonder I woke up knackered! Could analyze that dream for days xx in reply to theknickermafia #
Being in someone else's dreams is a compliment. I think... #
@je72 ooh how did I miss your news!?! Sending a bubble of love and care for the wee one and for you both xx in reply to je72 #
@theknickermafia do you feel better? Blog it! I wanna know the whole story! in reply to theknickermafia #
RT @theknickermafia Dreamt that me @Taexalia killed a man who looked liked tony/eastenders w/ razor blades (was mentally abusive boyfriend)! #
I must try to get an audioboo of Logan's yoga noises *giggling* #
@theknickermafia so what aspect of yourself do you think you were getting rid of?? ;o) in reply to theknickermafia #
Dog Lesson @josordoni - read @cesarmillan, apply wisdom/techniques, add consistency = easy dog. Dogs aren't the problem, people are #
@theknickermafia I always think characters in dreams represent aspects of myself... ergo if you are killing someone it's an aspect you... in reply to theknickermafia #
@theknickermafia want or need to get rid of... in reply to theknickermafia #
@theknickermafia or, in this dream, it could be an attachment to part of the past.. in reply to theknickermafia #
@theknickermafia oooooh I daren't ask what I represent to you lol! in reply to theknickermafia #
@theknickermafia get a train we can meet half way find a pub and talk dreams lol #
@Planetniles you missed Burntisland! And I probably saw your train from the beach! in reply to Planetniles #
@josordoni totally agree @blogmum I haven't seen that one but I will seek it out lol in reply to josordoni #
Work... or Twitter... ? Daddy... or Chips...? Twitter and Pringles.... Problem solved #
@Planetniles that excuse passes muster next time you pass Burntisland look for the dragon in the bay... in reply to Planetniles #
Result. Person no longer stealing my bandwidth ;o) #
@theknickermafia ohh yes yes yes ! in reply to theknickermafia #
@josordoni Congrats! in reply to josordoni #
Hosting first ever Scottish SoulCollage workshop tomorrow for @carencarter! Plus crazy creative wildness collaborative session Beginnings #
BTW Garden Buildings Direct 3-5 working days delivery teaser is just that. So far they might make it in 3-5 working weeks #
@blogmum don't take his crap onboard just filter his email address to the dog poop bin and ignore the bully xxx in reply to blogmum #
Today Logan is channelling a host of imps.... #
I usually view xmas cards as an environmental issue but the one I got today looked like an apology and the foundations of bridge building #
I found my legs. They were under the bed. #
hiding from the table they are meant to raise from the floor @josordoni #
I wrote: Light http://taexalia.me/2009/12/11/light/ #
Fog! AND a Foghorn! Reminds me of Girdleness in the old days! #
Feeling inspired after a creative day with @carencarter and wondering how many people could fit into the art den at once... #
Thinking about how to build a greenhouse with the help of a greyhound #
@josordoni no concrete! in reply to josordoni #
Peed off with WP plugins that give me the update red blob and then won't bliddy update! #
More than 140 characters: Morning Jack http://taexalia.me/2009/12/13/morning-jack/ #
@josordoni if I give him my three favourite cushions then we might get peace! in reply to josordoni #
@josordoni they already are! in reply to josordoni #
@josordoni yeah he may have been a failed racer, but he's still quicker than me! in reply to josordoni #
@doctorvee apparently 2° warmer in Burntisland... in reply to doctorvee #
@josordoni very much so - Frost seems to intensify SNIFFS in reply to josordoni #
I just want to thank the universe for all that I have today #
I hate the chemical stink of aftershave but Ewan McGregor could almost persuade me to buy a bottle and pour it all over @ ... #
Thank the Gods. X-Factor is over. The Tweetstream pllution is over ;o) #
@theknickermafia me! in reply to theknickermafia #
@theknickermafia oooh anonymous postcards from your travels - yep do a runner and I'll travel vicariously in reply to theknickermafia #
Waking up feeling positive is a thing I can get used to! The world is my oyster. Now let's go see what the sunrise has to offer... #
Er maybe it'll be a wee wait til sunrise then... Hmpff I demand a sunrise when I am this happy! #
One hour of writing coming up... The blank page syndrome! Aaaaargh! #
Logan is learning stealth. This does not bode well for the cushions. #
Obviously the Twitter text bar on my blog does not function as a search bar... #
@blogmum you see a white stripe... you type into it... you curse automation ;o) in reply to blogmum #
@josordoni hey quit sticking up for him - he needs no encouragement! in reply to josordoni #
@blogmum no need to turn it off - it's just that I was looking for something and used the wrong box... which posted a tweet/fb status in reply to blogmum #
@josordoni I know I do in reply to josordoni #
More than 140 characters: Reflections 2009 ~ January http://taexalia.me/2009/12/14/reflections-2009-january/ #
@josordoni Thank you nature helps *big time* in reply to josordoni #
Is it quite good if one of my photies is number one in Google Image Search? *feels a bits noticed* #
Make it two photies of completely different things... #
@blogmum aye none of the money making images of course - but food for thought! in reply to blogmum #
Let it be known either I am a master of photographing mountains and poop, or I'm a master of photie SEO. Or both! PLUS @blogmum's expertise #
@blogmum I love your porn site I think my images SEO was sort of an intuitive mistake... if that makes sense. Can I sell blog images? in reply to blogmum #
@blogmum well.. yes... but *how* ??? Oh and just found another search where I have three images on front page - not poop! in reply to blogmum #
Crikey you blog away inconsistently, occasionally remembering to attach camera to wrist... #
meanwhile Google is making you a wee star and ye dinna even notice! LOL #
@blogmum yes I think I have inadvertently used same formula but by *how* I mean *how do I sell em*? Like printed? or digital? or dream on in reply to blogmum #
@blogmum Brill! I am going off to think! (this means could buy shit hot camera as business expense!) in reply to blogmum #
@blogmum *cyber foot massage* in reply to blogmum #
"My parcel has been in the postal system, circumnavigating the globe, for six milliseconds - WHY HASN'T IT ARRIVED YET?!?!"......... #
So. A written apology is a wonderful thing. Why would you then start drumming periodically throughout the day? #
I really am trying not to eat all the Bavarian Smoked Cheese. #
@josordoni I don't think I use my kitchen equipment often enough to give a valid opinion about it ;o) in reply to josordoni #
@josordoni oh I *dust* my Kenwood! in reply to josordoni #
hee hee just had time to watch that. ta x #
More than 140 characters: Reflections 2009 ~ February http://taexalia.me/2009/12/15/reflections-2009-february/ #
2nd SoulCollage workshop with @carencarter tomorrow ...Excited about #SoulCollaboration (and chilli brie!! - and feasty food! And creating!) #
Much cheese and creativity today with @carencarter, inspiration flowing... #soulcollaboration in reply to carencarter #
@blogmum drop the middle aged too in reply to blogmum #
@blogmum in reply to blogmum #
iPhone weather app reveals its icon for snow! Saturday looks like a camera day! #
It's snowing!!!! #
And the prize for most pathetic snow ever...? I bet if I go out in my bikini it will try harder! #
So the second attempt at snow involved my legs sans waterproof trousers. I am living proof that ice doesn't not shrink thigh flab. #
Nor do icy thighs improve typing/English skills! #
The Binn has a white sugar coating #
I am so excited! I might get to build a snowman in my very own garden!!! #
OK at this point we are looking at a small slushman, but it's still my first snowish stuff in our own garden #
is the snow bringing Twitter to a standstill? #
My grass has got dandruff! #
@josordoni I guess I will just love snow enough for the both of us in reply to josordoni #
About to walk dog in snow - hopefully snow will keep all badly behaved dog owners indoors! #
Logan trying to catch snowflakes v funny #
Dear Universe I have been good all year, in fact I have been good all my life. Please take me to Wacken next year!!! #
@pimlico_flats see - total whiteout ;o) http://twitpic.com/twqkq in reply to pimlico_flats #
I'm thinking about a sandwich with Kurt Russell and Dennis Quaid circa 1987 #
It's looking promising for a snowbeing! Assuming I don't woose out at the temp! ;o) #
More than 140 characters: Reflections 2009 ~ March http://taexalia.me/2009/12/18/reflections-2009-march/ #
@blogmum *love* the avatar in reply to blogmum #
Remember to top up your bird feeders! #
@pimlico_flats of course - I am always accessorized! in reply to pimlico_flats #
So the Nobel Peace Prize Winner who is waging two wars also failed to strike a deal to save the environment? #cillablack #
@josordoni if I ever meet you in person, I won't wear my bikini only pierced once tho #
@blogmum catching up on tweets. Please come home. X in reply to blogmum #
The thing is you don't need politicians to tell you how to save the environment. You just do it through your own choices. #
@josordoni lol I'm just an unfinished ink junkie ;o) in reply to josordoni #
@josordoni glad about that lol x in reply to josordoni #
Wonders if today will be the day I manage to balance layers with temp and effort and don't come home either frozen or puggled #
@givemestrength I think it is 4:30 -6:00pm but I am not positive. Useless tweet, I know! in reply to givemestrength #
Robin Redbreasts having a fiesty morning in my garden #
Twenty curlews just flew past my window! #
Utterly mingin weather out there and it is as if the sun has already set... I call it rainsneet... #
oh-oh added thunder and lightning as I type! seems to have resolved itself to being snow... mon the big flakes! #
Cannae see the Forth, or indeed the rest of Burntisland #
Just been interrupted by a feckin huge queen wasp! I am guessing she woke up in the loft and crawled through a gap in the hatch... #
... nae sure if a snow blizzard is the best place for her bit a didnae ken fit else tae di wi er :-O #
@josordoni she was a bit buzzy but I am told unlikely to sting... actually quite a beautiful big beastie I still got a wee shock tho! in reply to josordoni #
@givemestrength I think the queen wasps hibernate in loft spaces and then get confused when heating goes on - they think it's spring... in reply to givemestrength #
@josordoni she flew off into snow, hope a hungry bird doesn't catch her! in reply to josordoni #
@givemestrength I've never been stung - hence my fear but I still can't kill them even tho I quiver as I guide them out the window... in reply to givemestrength #
@ScottishRoundup http://taexalia.me/2009/12/19/snow-secrets-signs-and-symbols/ in reply to ScottishRoundup #
post thumb... upgrade... bum. #wordpress #
@blogmum dunno if broken - just that every time I upgrade it still tells me I need to upgrade - it's like an ebay sign-in loop ;o) in reply to blogmum #
@blogmum oic so I have permission to ignore the red dot! in reply to blogmum #
@givemestrength I used to ask myself that in my twenties in reply to givemestrength #
"Read my plea to leaders http://bit.ly/53beIt" @richardbranson runs an airline and wants to fuel tourist spaceships with what? Brain farts? #
I'm guessing Sony are laughing all the way to the bank then. #
Dear Saints you do realise @ is never going to let this one go? #
Walking while the snow fell quite magical glad to be back inside with hot coffee tho #
@blogmum is it scarey snowed in, or exciting and novel snowed in? in reply to blogmum #
So this X Factor/RATM thing seems to have made people listen to the charts... Cowell is a genius lol. #
RT @ScottishRoundup New blog post: Hot music, cooling weather, warming climate http://bit.ly/6GYATd << shameless RT as I'm in it #
If people put as much effort into voting or bugging their MPs the world would be a better place. #
It's a shame people aren't so passionate about more important things (via @theknickermafia) xackly #
@twodoctors I am guessing you are firmly in the minority tho. in reply to twodoctors #
Irony. Word of the moment. #
RT @doctorvee RT @amandacraig "FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME... but I will get on board campaigns because everyone else is doing it" #
How many sales does the Xmas x-factor single usually sell? More, or less than this year? Again - Cowell a genius lol #
@josordoni my irony is still in the shed where it landed when we moved house in reply to josordoni #
Be aware of dangerous holiday items. Poinsettia, chocolate, and tinsel are just a few. (via @cesarmillan) #
@josordoni don't have an irony board! I haven't ironed since about 1994 *gasp* in reply to josordoni #
I decided many years ago to invent myself.I had obviously been invented by someone else-by a whole society-and I didn't like their invention #
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